• $59.81

    The official workout cocktail of sunglasses. This protein shake alternative calls for: 2 shots. aged rum 3 tablespoons. hydroxycut Extracted milk of citrus 31 fluid oz. raw pork 5 ice cubes. luke warm Stir. shake. slam for 6 minutes. Let rest for 9. Pink and black splattered white frames and…

  • $119.69

    Tell the sun to get lost! No matter where the wind blows you. The Skysurfer has you covered. These aerodynamic Pit Vipers feature rubberized touchpoints to keep them planted at any altitude. while the anti-scratch lens ensures an extreme view in any condition. Ride a cloud in The Skysurfer.

  • $119.69

    Tell the sun to get lost! No matter where the wind blows you. The Skysurfer has you covered. These aerodynamic Pit Vipers feature rubberized touchpoints to keep them planted at any altitude. while the anti-scratch lens ensures an extreme view in any condition. Ride a cloud in The Skysurfer.

  • $119.69

    Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields. reminiscent to classic glacier glasses. The Exciters are Pit Viper’s most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable. featuring the E-Spot…

  • $119.69

    Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields. reminiscent to classic glacier glasses. The Exciters are Pit Viper’s most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable. featuring the E-Spot…

  • $77.81

    While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…

  • $77.81

    While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…

  • $71.81

    Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields. reminiscent to classic glacier glasses. The Exciters are Pit Viper’s most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable. featuring the E-Spot…

  • $71.81

    Require more of your Pit Vipers. Introducing Dual Lens Technology 200% more lens than the original Pit Vipers. Or 100% more? Idk. Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields. reminiscent to classic glacier glasses. The Exciters are Pit Viper’s most dangerous model to drive in. Remarkably adjustable. featuring the E-Spot…

  • $53.81

    The cheesiest Pit Vipers yet. The Fondue are mountain ready sunglasses with removable side shields (aka Fond Drapes) for daily driving. Gouda everywhere. Grate in The Mountains.

  • $169.69

    Take training too seriously in The Try-Hard. The first Pit Viper sunglasses to feature interchangeable lenses. One up the competition. Sweat out of your face. Have less fun. Train like everyone’s watching.

  • $71.81

    Prepare for Lift-Off! The Zero Gravity Pit Vipers with Flip-Up Technology AND Dual Lens Technology. Lift-off in light seconds so you can attend to important metagalactic matters. Welcome to the new frontier.

  • $169.69

    These aren’t sunglasses. These aren’t goggles. These are gogglasses. or was it goggasses? Suggles? Wait. what are we calling these? That’s right?? The Synthesizer. Highly modular. you can interchange the included bonus lens and ensure a custom fit with the E-Spot Adjustment and Nose Bender nosepiece.The Synthesizer. where sunglasses and…

  • $29.69

    Replacement lens for The Synthesizer

  • $59.81

    While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…

  • $59.81

    While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…