Tell the sun to get lost! No matter where the wind blows you. The Skysurfer has you covered. These aerodynamic Pit Vipers feature rubberized touchpoints to keep them planted at any altitude. while the anti-scratch lens ensures an extreme view in any condition. Ride a cloud in The Skysurfer.
The Admirer. the heart-shaped Pit Vipers with arousing optics. Durable enough for the life of the party. then the one after that. and the one after that. Make love with your eyes.
Welcome to The Slammer. a durable sunglass meant for eating shit. A smaller shape. The Slammer fits right into your eye socket for radical wind and shit protection. Witness the destruction with Extreme Seeing.
While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…
Meet?? the CLAWDIA Congratulations. you are now the owner of genuine. pedigreed cat-eye Pit Vipers. Your new best friend comes equipped with rubberized touchpoints. Dual Lens Technology. and a guarantee to be the purrrfect companion. IMPORTANT: Go pspspsps while opening the box to make The Clawdia less shy.
While the Pit Viper Originals were designed to be shot. sat on. and run over while maintaining sun and wind-bucking ability. consumers demanded an even more durable. premium-er Pit Viper. The future is here. it’s The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece. improved optics. and sturdier E-Spot and Turbo…
Tell the sun to get lost! No matter where the wind blows you. The Skysurfer has you covered. These aerodynamic Pit Vipers feature rubberized touchpoints to keep them planted at any altitude. while the anti-scratch lens ensures an extreme view in any condition. Ride a cloud in The Skysurfer.